“So she did become a deer.” – Holga, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves ... Movie Quotes Database

Holga: So she did become a deer.
Edgin: Only at the very end. [to Doric] Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?
Doric: I saw her markings.
Simon: No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.
Edgin: Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.
Doric: The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".
Simon: Mordenkainen?
Doric: Yeah, that's it.
Simon: [disbelief] Oh, pity!
Edgin: What?
Simon: If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.
Holga: Can't you just open it with magic?
Simon: Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.
Doric: So there's no way to open it?
Simon: Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.
Edgin: [gets the idea] The what?
Simon: It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done. [gets up]
Edgin: [follows Simon] Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.
Simon: Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.
Edgin: Oh, you can do it. I know you can.
Simon: You saying that doesn't make it so.
Edgin: Yeah, but you saying it does.
Simon: But I can't.
Edgin: Yes you can.
Simon: But I won't.
Edgin: Just say it.
Simon: No!
Edgin: Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale. [walks to sit back down]
Simon: What morale? [sits back down as well]
Doric: Holga knows where the helmet is.
Edgin: [looks at Holga] You do?
Holga: My tribe fought the Cult of the Dragon over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.
Simon: That battle was a century ago. They're all dead.
Holga: So ask them with magic.
Doric: He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.
Simon: [he admits it] Actually, that is something I can do. [Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."]
Doric: [shocked] You can bring back the dead?
Simon: I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.
Doric: Yuck.
Simon: Yeah, it's fairly horrible.
Edgin: It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks. [he and Holga get up]
Simon: Oh, what? No...
Holga: Just pay it with magic.

Holga : So she did become a deer. Edgin : Only at the very end. [to Doric] Are you absolutely sure about Sofina? Doric : I saw her markings. Simon : No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop. Edgin : Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard. Doric : The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal". Simon : Mordenkainen? Doric : Yeah, that's it. Simon : [disbelief] Oh, pity! Edgin : What? Simon : If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable. Holga : Can't you just open it with magic? Simon : Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world. Doric : So there's no way to open it? Simon : Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction. Edgin : [gets the idea] The what? Simon : It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done. [gets up] Edgin : [follows Simon] Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet. Simon : Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at. Edgin : Oh, you can do it. I know you can. Simon : You saying that doesn't make it so. Edgin : Yeah, but you saying it does. Simon : But I can't. Edgin : Yes you can. Simon : But I won't. Edgin : Just say it. Simon : No! Edgin : Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale. [walks to sit back down] Simon : What morale? [sits back down as well] Doric : Holga knows where the helmet is. Edgin : [looks at Holga] You do? Holga : My tribe fought the Cult of the Dragon over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went. Simon : That battle was a century ago. They're all dead. Holga : So ask them with magic. Doric : He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic. Simon : [he admits it] Actually, that is something I can do. [Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."] Doric : [shocked] You can bring back the dead? Simon : I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead. Doric : Yuck. Simon : Yeah, it's fairly horrible. Edgin : It's fairly wonderful . We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks. [he and Holga get up] Simon : Oh, what? No... Holga : Just pay it with magic.