I'm glad he's on our side.
So many of my kin gave their lives in battle here. I'd always imagined I'd be buried in sacred ground like this.
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2 quotesDon't tell me you've wasted it on me. Why would you do that?
Scenes with Holga Kilgore
7 scenesWhy can't I come?
Sorry, Kira, this one's too dangerous.
Then--Then you shouldn't go. We have everything that we need.
Not yet. But this is the last one. Trust me. [hugs Kira and walks off]
Chin up, bug. We'll be right back. [walks off]
What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?
Me? I'm a planner. You know, I make plans.
You've already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.
So you make plans that fail.
No.
He also plays the lute.
Holga, not relevant.
So she did become a deer.
Only at the very end. [to Doric] Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?
I saw her markings.
No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.
Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.
The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".
Mordenkainen?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, pity!
What?
If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.
Can't you just open it with magic?
Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.
So there's no way to open it?
Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.
The what?
It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done. [gets up]
Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.
Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.
Oh, you can do it. I know you can.
You saying that doesn't make it so.
Yeah, but you saying it does.
But I can't.
Yes you can.
But I won't.
Just say it.
No!
Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale. [walks to sit back down]
What morale? [sits back down as well]
Holga knows where the helmet is.
You do?
My tribe fought the Cult of the Dragon over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.
That battle was a century ago. They're all dead.
So ask them with magic.
He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.
Actually, that is something I can do. [Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."]
You can bring back the dead?
I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.
Yuck.
Yeah, it's fairly horrible.
It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks. [he and Holga get up]
Oh, what? No...
Just pay it with magic.
Keep your guard up. I don't trust this guy.
Even though he's helping us?
Ah, he's got something up his sleeve.
The only thing up my sleeve is my arm.
How could he hear that?
Xenk': I hear that as well.
I hate you. [Xenk smirks]
How 'bout this: we use the Hither-Thither staff to get into the vault.
No, I've explained this. You can't Hither-Thither into a room you can't see.
I'm not saying that. I'm saying we put the portal on something and then sneak that thing into the vault.
Mm, the only thing going in that vault is treasure.
So we put the portal on some treasure.
Forge did say the richest men in Baldur's Gate and Waterdeep are bringing loot to the city. They'll be traveling the High Road. We could catch one of their convoys.
There'll be dozens of guards.
Yeah, but the guards will guarding against people taking things out of their wagon, not putting them in! Holga, I could kiss you!
Try it.
The Games have started. We're going to Plan C.
Oh, buttocks. What's Plan C?
Plan C is we go back to Plan A. [turns and points to Simon] We're gonna attune to the helmet.
Why don't you just call it Plan A?
Plan A has a stink on it.
You know darn well I can't attune to the thing.
That's not true! You couldn't attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn't spider-climb until Jolym sicked his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your Stone Skin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the gravity of the whole theater!
You did?
By accident. It was wild magic and that only happened because they were gonna kill me.
Exactly! Look, you are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver. [pats Simon on the cheek] You're gonna get into that vault, okay? Not because you can, but because you must.
I'm gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'll be able to squeeze through as a worm.
As a worm! A-as a worm! Perfect! Do you see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails.
Isn't Plan D just Plan B again?
Plan B has a stink too.
It all stinks.
A-a trip?
Yes. Something urgent has come up, but if we leave now, we'll be safe.
Safe from what?
What is this?
This is an ambush. On the boat you were gonna use to escape from Neverwinter.
Dad...?
Hi, honey. [holds the Tablet of Reawakening] Hey, Forge, why don't you tell her what this is?
I don't know.
It's the Tablet of Reawakening, Kira. It's the reason why I left you.
Your dad's been telling you the truth, bug. It's Uncle Forge who's been feeding you lies.
It's rubbish. It's just rubbish.
Come with me, Kira. We'll go home, bring back Mom. We can be a family again.
You're not taking my money. [pulls out a knife and points at Kira] Put down the tablet and get off my ship. All of you. Now!
Okay, okay, okay.
What are you doing?!
It's alright. Shush, my darling, be quiet.
It's going down. [puts the tablet down] Just don't hurt her.
See that, Kira? [referring to Edgin] Your father knows me. He knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most. [Holga spots a potato] In the end, that's all that separates the beggar...
Nobody hurts my bug.
