A character in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Holga Kilgore quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Michelle Rodriguez
A line from Holga Kilgore

So many of my kin gave their lives in battle here. I'd always imagined I'd be buried in sacred ground like this.

More lines from Holga Kilgore

2 quotes
Holga Kilgore
[about Xenk]

I'm glad he's on our side.

Holga Kilgore
[after being revived]

Don't tell me you've wasted it on me. Why would you do that?

Scenes with Holga Kilgore

7 scenes
Kira

Why can't I come?

Edgin

Sorry, Kira, this one's too dangerous.

Kira

Then--Then you shouldn't go. We have everything that we need.

Edgin

Not yet. But this is the last one. Trust me. [hugs Kira and walks off]

Holga

Chin up, bug. We'll be right back. [walks off]

Doric

What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?

Edgin

Me? I'm a planner. You know, I make plans.

Doric

You've already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

Edgin

If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.

Doric

So you make plans that fail.

Edgin

No.

Holga

He also plays the lute.

Edgin

Holga, not relevant.

Holga

So she did become a deer.

Edgin

Only at the very end. [to Doric] Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?

Doric

I saw her markings.

Simon

No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.

Edgin

Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.

Doric

The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".

Simon

Mordenkainen?

Doric

Yeah, that's it.

Simon
[disbelief]

Oh, pity!

Edgin

What?

Simon

If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.

Holga

Can't you just open it with magic?

Simon

Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.

Doric

So there's no way to open it?

Simon

Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.

Edgin
[gets the idea]

The what?

Simon

It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done. [gets up]

Edgin
[follows Simon]

Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.

Simon

Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.

Edgin

Oh, you can do it. I know you can.

Simon

You saying that doesn't make it so.

Edgin

Yeah, but you saying it does.

Simon

But I can't.

Edgin

Yes you can.

Simon

But I won't.

Edgin

Just say it.

Simon

No!

Edgin

Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale. [walks to sit back down]

Simon

What morale? [sits back down as well]

Doric

Holga knows where the helmet is.

Edgin
[looks at Holga]

You do?

Holga

My tribe fought the Cult of the Dragon over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.

Simon

That battle was a century ago. They're all dead.

Holga

So ask them with magic.

Doric

He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.

Simon
[he admits it]

Actually, that is something I can do. [Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."]

Doric
[shocked]

You can bring back the dead?

Simon

I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.

Doric

Yuck.

Simon

Yeah, it's fairly horrible.

Edgin

It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks. [he and Holga get up]

Simon

Oh, what? No...

Holga

Just pay it with magic.

Edgin
[referring to Xenk]

Keep your guard up. I don't trust this guy.

Holga

Even though he's helping us?

Edgin

Ah, he's got something up his sleeve.

Xenk

The only thing up my sleeve is my arm.

Edgin
[whispering]

How could he hear that?
Xenk': I hear that as well.

Edgin

I hate you. [Xenk smirks]

Holga

How 'bout this: we use the Hither-Thither staff to get into the vault.

Simon

No, I've explained this. You can't Hither-Thither into a room you can't see.

Holga

I'm not saying that. I'm saying we put the portal on something and then sneak that thing into the vault.

Edgin

Mm, the only thing going in that vault is treasure.

Holga

So we put the portal on some treasure.

Edgin

Forge did say the richest men in Baldur's Gate and Waterdeep are bringing loot to the city. They'll be traveling the High Road. We could catch one of their convoys.

Doric

There'll be dozens of guards.

Edgin

Yeah, but the guards will guarding against people taking things out of their wagon, not putting them in! Holga, I could kiss you!

Holga

Try it.

Edgin
[hears the horn that signals the High Sun Games]

The Games have started. We're going to Plan C.

Simon

Oh, buttocks. What's Plan C?

Edgin

Plan C is we go back to Plan A. [turns and points to Simon] We're gonna attune to the helmet.

Holga

Why don't you just call it Plan A?

Edgin

Plan A has a stink on it.

Simon
[losing his temper]

You know darn well I can't attune to the thing.

Edgin

That's not true! You couldn't attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn't spider-climb until Jolym sicked his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your Stone Skin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the gravity of the whole theater!

Doric
[amazed]

You did?

Simon
[embarrassed]

By accident. It was wild magic and that only happened because they were gonna kill me.

Edgin

Exactly! Look, you are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver. [pats Simon on the cheek] You're gonna get into that vault, okay? Not because you can, but because you must.

Doric

I'm gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'll be able to squeeze through as a worm.

Edgin

As a worm! A-as a worm! Perfect! Do you see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails.

Holga

Isn't Plan D just Plan B again?

Edgin

Plan B has a stink too.

Simon

It all stinks.

Kira

A-a trip?

Forge

Yes. Something urgent has come up, but if we leave now, we'll be safe.

Kira

Safe from what?

Forge
[looks at unconscious guards]

What is this?

Edgin

This is an ambush. On the boat you were gonna use to escape from Neverwinter.

Kira

Dad...?

Edgin

Hi, honey. [holds the Tablet of Reawakening] Hey, Forge, why don't you tell her what this is?

Forge
[shrugs]

I don't know.

Edgin

It's the Tablet of Reawakening, Kira. It's the reason why I left you.

Holga

Your dad's been telling you the truth, bug. It's Uncle Forge who's been feeding you lies.

Forge
[laughs nervously]

It's rubbish. It's just rubbish.

Edgin

Come with me, Kira. We'll go home, bring back Mom. We can be a family again.

Forge
[as Kira was about to board the boat, Forge grabs her by the shoulder]

You're not taking my money. [pulls out a knife and points at Kira] Put down the tablet and get off my ship. All of you. Now!

Edgin

Okay, okay, okay.

Kira
[panicked]

What are you doing?!

Forge

It's alright. Shush, my darling, be quiet.

Edgin

It's going down. [puts the tablet down] Just don't hurt her.

Forge

See that, Kira? [referring to Edgin] Your father knows me. He knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most. [Holga spots a potato] In the end, that's all that separates the beggar...

Holga
[scene cuts to slow-motion, Holga throws the potato to Forge's face, causing him to let Kira go]

Nobody hurts my bug.

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