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Harry: You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!
Walter: (walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place) Oh, my God.
Harry: And I'm leaving! (he does so)
Walter: (thinks the chocolate is fecal matter) He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!
(his wife screams)
Jessica: When can I see you?
Lloyd: Uh, how about tonight at eight?
Walter: MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!
Jessica: Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!
Lloyd: Date with Jessica, YEAH!
Walter: Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!
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