A character in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

Walter quotes from Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

4th most-quoted character in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003): in 3 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Dunne (3), Lloyd Christmas (2), Jessica (2)

Scenes with Walter

3 scenes
Walter

You like your butter, huh? We have some margarine if you want, you can just scoop it out of the tub.

No I'm fine, thank you.

Oh, hello.

Walter

This is uh...Harry.

You know, they make that in a womens suit to! (Harry covers himself a little with the jacket)

Walter

Jessica were eating!

Meet me at the front door Lloyd.

Well I see you like my rolls.

Sure, I like a women with some meat on her bones. So Charlie, what business you in?

Walter

The name's Walter.

You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!

Walter
(walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place)

Oh, my God.

And I'm leaving! (he does so)

Walter
(thinks the chocolate is fecal matter)

He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!

(his wife screams)

When can I see you?

Uh, how about tonight at eight?

Walter

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!

Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!

Date with Jessica, YEAH!

Walter

Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!

(He uses Harry as a shield against mud being splattered from a car tire)

I got some dirt on my shirt. How gross is this? Harry?

(Harry gets struck by car)

WHOA! Harry? You got to look both ways buddy!

(Moans)

...Charlie!

Walter

Oh my god...it's you! Your that guy that crapped up my house. What are you- your covered in shit! My car is covered in shit! What are you doing? Oh my god! What is wrong with you? You come back here, I'm not cleaning this up! I'm going to have to have this towed. Come back here! Are you out of your mind? What is it with you and fecal matter, look at this!

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