3rd most-quoted character in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003): in 5 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Dunne (4), Lloyd Christmas (3), Walter (2)
Scenes with Jessica
5 scenes
[Harry secretly repeats everything Lloyd says to Jessica]
You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica Thank you.
[sees a dog]
Hey, where'd you come from?
Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica I was born in St. Louis.
Would you like me to pat your head?
Would you like me to pat your head?
I bet you want your head scratched.
I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
I bet you... [dog barks at him] Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
How could I forget those big hair nipples?
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
You like your butter, huh? We have some margarine if you want, you can just scoop it out of the tub.
Jessica's Mom Oh, hello.
Jessica's Mom You know, they make that in a womens suit to! (Harry covers himself a little with the jacket)
Jessica Meet me at the front door Lloyd.
Jessica's Mom Well I see you like my rolls.
Sure, I like a women with some meat on her bones. So Charlie, what business you in?
Jessica, you give him some yet?
Jessica Some what?
You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!
(walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place)
Oh, my God.
And I'm leaving! (he does so)
(thinks the chocolate is fecal matter)
He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!
Jessica (his wife screams)
When can I see you?
Uh, how about tonight at eight?
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!
Jessica Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!
Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!
Jessica Wipe your feet. My parents are totally anal!
Other characters in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
