Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

View Quote Harry, I got some beef jer....

View Quote You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!

View Quote AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!

View Quote I got worms.

View Quote We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.

View Quote [to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there.

View Quote I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

View Quote [after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!

View Quote We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

View Quote Harry, I took care of it.

View Quote It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

View Quote So you're telling me there's a chance.

View Quote [dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

View Quote Good bye my looooove!