Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Harry: Look at the buns on that.
Lloyd: Yeaaaah...he must work out.

View Quote I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

View Quote No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

View Quote Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

View Quote (pretends to promote Turbo Lax) 1/2 teaspoon, for fast, effective relief.

View Quote [To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

View Quote Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

View Quote How come I didn't get a dildo?

View Quote I fell off the jetway again.

View Quote Find a happy place, find a happy place!

View Quote Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

View Quote [leg is on fire while asking for Beth Jordan's phone number] FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

View Quote Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

View Quote Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

View Quote Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!