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[Harry and Lloyd are in a hotel]
Harry: Oh, crap! We've gotta get back to Providence!
Lloyd: What? Why?
Harry: Remember how I told you Ice Pick had to make that rock candy run down to Maine?
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: I forgot to get someone to feed Butthole.
Lloyd: [sighs] Relax. I took care of it.
Harry: You did?
Lloyd: Yeah! Billy in 4-C's gonna feed him.
Harry: [chuckles] Oh, great. Well, didja give him the key to our apartment?
Lloyd: No! You think I want wheel marks all over the rug? I just wrote him a note, left some food and threw Butthole inside his place when we were leavin'. [goes to bed]
Harry: But Lloyd, Billy has over 100 rare birds in there!
Lloyd: So? They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat! Sheesh.
Billy: [rolls in the door and puts his keys aside] Hey, gang! I'm home! Guys? [his apartment is completely trashed and the corpses of his birds are scattered] You sure are quiet. [Butthole farts out several bird feathers and hops off the couch] Speak to me, Siskel.
Siskel: [squawks] The horror. The horror.


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