A character in Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Gladys Leeman quotes from Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Kirstie Alley

Most-quoted character in Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999): in 6 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Becky Ann Leeman (2)

A line from Gladys Leeman

Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them.

More lines from Gladys Leeman

1 quote
Gladys Leeman

Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!

Scenes with Gladys Leeman

4 scenes
Iris

It's a $200 fine.

Gladys

I told you I'd move the car if a cripple came. Now, just run in the store and pick out some outfits.

Gladys

Wait, wait, wait. I think I just thought of a theme... "Proud to be an American".

Interviewer

So what was the theme of the pageant last year?

Gladys

Oh, that was "Buy American".

Interviewer

And the year before that was?

Gladys

"USA's A-OK"

Interviewer

And can you remember the theme of your favourite pageant?

Gladys

Can I? "Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this, I don't know, maybe it's a gift from God, or something.

Gladys

You-betcha, Rebecca's ready. She's been singin' and dancin' since she was knee high to a pig's eye.

Lester

Yah-she's damn near as good as that little black fella - with the glass eye.

Gladys

Sammy Davis, Jr., honey.

Lester

Yeah, yeah, the Jew.

Nice one, Dad. He's dead.

I'm so excited. I mean, I won. I'm a winner. And I'm going to State.

Gladys

She's a winner. And we're going to State!

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