Come on, blow your candles out and make a wish.
[Two girls she screams]
Sweet...
Surprise!
Happy birthday!
It's your birthday! It's your birthday!
There's a mouse in the house!
Hey, give me that!
I am licking the candles!
Oh, yeah, you can lick my fat, funky little--
Hey, don't be a piggy!
Charisse, I'm so sorry.
[John he grabs two rats who popped out of birthday cake.]
Ooh, ouch! Hey, watch the fur! Watch the fur, buddy! We're trying to do something nice for your daughter.
A couple of cute little kitties pop out, you'd say, "Oh, how cute! How cute!"
Put me down!
Listen, you are not a couple of cute little kitties.
Yes, we are.
You are two disgusting rats...
No, we're not.
...that just ruined the birthday cake.
Oh, so you wanna get personal now, dude? Well, do you know what "rats" spelled backwards is, mister? It's "star!"
That's right! I'm the star, buddy!
Oh, really, is that right? Well, do you know what "ha" spelled backwards is?
Uh, no, I don't have any--
[John he drops them.]
Aaaaah!
Exactly!
[The two rats land safely in a garbage dump.]
Could it be?
Yes, it is! Baby Diapers!
My favorite! Chocolate!

