A scene from Dr. Dolittle 2 2001
John

Come on, blow your candles out and make a wish.

Rat #1

[Two girls she screams]

Sweet...

Rat #2

Surprise!

Rat #1

Happy birthday!

Rat #2

It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

Rat #1

There's a mouse in the house!

Rat #2

Hey, give me that!

Rat #1

I am licking the candles!

Rat #2

Oh, yeah, you can lick my fat, funky little--

Rat #1

Hey, don't be a piggy!

John

Charisse, I'm so sorry.

Rat #2

[John he grabs two rats who popped out of birthday cake.]

Ooh, ouch! Hey, watch the fur! Watch the fur, buddy! We're trying to do something nice for your daughter.

Rat #1

A couple of cute little kitties pop out, you'd say, "Oh, how cute! How cute!"

John

[Hanging them over the edge of a window]

But you're not. You're not- You're not-

Rat #1

Put me down!

John

Listen, you are not a couple of cute little kitties.

Rat #2

Yes, we are.

John

You are two disgusting rats...

Rat #2

No, we're not.

John

...that just ruined the birthday cake.

Rat #2

Oh, so you wanna get personal now, dude? Well, do you know what "rats" spelled backwards is, mister? It's "star!"

Rat #1

That's right! I'm the star, buddy!

John

Oh, really, is that right? Well, do you know what "ha" spelled backwards is?

Rat #2

Uh, no, I don't have any--

Rats

[John he drops them.]

Aaaaah!

John

Exactly!

Rat #1

[The two rats land safely in a garbage dump.]

Could it be?

Rat #2

Yes, it is! Baby Diapers!

Rat #1

My favorite! Chocolate!

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