Please, I just supply them with pussy!
Lester Kincaid
I just want to get people high, man!
Domino Harvey
Keira Knightley · 35 quotes
Ed
Mickey Rourke · 12 quotes
Mark Heiss
Christopher Walken · 4 quotes
Brian Austin Green
3 quotes
Choco
Edgar RamÃrez · 3 quotes
Howie Stein
Charles Paraventi · 3 quotes
Lateesha Rodriguez
Mo'Nique · 3 quotes
Kimmie
Mena Suvari · 2 quotes
Frances
1 quote
Locus Fender
Lew Temple · 1 quote
Sophie Wynn
Jacqueline Bisset · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Domino Harvey & Ed (3), Ed & Choco (3)
Domino quotes
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Ian Ziering
Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.
Dude, it's **** Mapquest. I told you, never again with that piece of shit.
All right, y'all, Lateesha done... Lateesha done dug herself a deep hole, and, uh, she can't get out by herself. Can y'all dig what I'm saying?
Raul
Mija, we're in a hole together. We dig together. We're a team.
Now, as a "Blactino" woman, I believe we deserve our own race category to forge an identity, Jerry. That's how I feel.
Jerry Springer
Did you just say "Blactino"?
Yes, I did. I'm a "Blactino"-American.
Chinegro Woman
Wow. Uh, first of all... first of all, you don't even look latino. You look black. You're... you're black. Second of all, I'm of mixed race, and I've struggled my whole life as to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black.
"Chinegro"! What you are is "Chinegro"!
Chinegro Woman
"Chinegro"?!
"Chinegro"! There you go!
Chinegro Woman
"Chinegro"?!
You are a "Chinegro"!
Chinegro Woman
What the [bleeped] is "Chinegro"?!
That's what you are! "Chinegro" is you!
Chinegro Woman
That's some bulls- [bleeped]
Jerry Springer
Okay, as I understand it, you brought a mixed-race flow chart with you. Why don't we bring that out? [Crowd shouts and booes]
[To a random heckler]
How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later. Mwah. All right. [Crowd laughs] Take a look at this... [Unveils a chart] "Blactino", "Blackasian", "Hispasian", okay? Now, for the Asian subcategories, [to the "Chinegro" woman] I got you, sister! We have "Chinegro" right here! That's you! "Chinegro"!
Chinegro Woman
That's not a word! That's not a word!
Yes, it is, sister. We have "Koreagro". "Japegro", okay?! [Crowd laughs] "Chispanic, "Koreaspanic", and last but not least, check this out, y'all... "Japanic". [Crowd cheers] That's how I flow with it!
Jerry Springer
Do you believe the government should recognize these racial subgroups?
Yes, Jerry, I do.
Sorority Hazer
[Referring to row of pledges]
This is **** disgusting! [Draws on pledge's rear] Disgusting! [Glances at Domino's breasts] Look at these mosquito bites. What's it like to have the body of a ten-year-old boy?
Sorority Hazer
No. [Domino starts punching Sorority Hazer in the face with Sorority Hazer falling to the floor with Sorority Hazer holding her nose, then Domino turns around with both fists in air to sorority]
Taryn Miles
Miss Harvey, my name is Taryn Mills. I'm a criminal psychologist working for the FBI. I'm here to ask you a few questions.
[Voiceover]
Here's the part where I'm supposed to get all defensive and say, "Not until I speak with my attorney." [In scene] I'll tell you everything I know.
Wanderer
I know you. You're the angel of fire. Angel of fire. I know you. You burn bright enough to know there are certain sacrifices that need to be made. You see, if you don't give back the money, you all will die. And you will die contorted, and you will die unforgiven. You see, there's... there's this... this puzzle, and at the centre of this puzzle, there's a child, and this is a very sick child. [Echoing] A very sick child. But this child will be a great leader someday. Do you know the child I speak of?
Yes.
Wanderer
Well, you have only one destiny, and that destiny is... that you must offer your lives in exchange for the life of the child. Then, and only then, will you truly be cleansed in the blood of the lamb.
Absolutely brilliant.
And to our female friends here today, we must not abuse of our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch. We must channel our horniness into extracurricular activities.
Excuse the **** out of us!
I blew off my own goddamn toe. Just to numb the pain. Let me tell you something, we all get weak over women. We all get weak over women. ****in' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us.
I saved her... And when she is older, a woman named Domino will tell her that there is only one conclusion to every story... We all fall down.
I should let you know that Mr. Heiss will only be available to meet for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. Um, and speak in short sentences because he has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth.
If you're wondering what's true and what isn't, **** off, because it's none of your goddamn business!