Ed
Excuse the **** out of us!
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3 quotes Ed
Ed
[Domino, Ed and Choco are about to make a bust]
Okay, Domino, you're with me on the side. [**** shotgun] Choco, you cover the rear.
Ed
I blew off my own goddamn toe. Just to numb the pain. Let me tell you something, we all get weak over women. We all get weak over women. ****in' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us.
Scenes with Ed
8 scenes
Claremont Williams
It's very simple. The DMV is the de facto conduit for all humanity, and every human being that we track down has a record in the DMV database. Whether it be LAPD, Social Services, the Credit Bureau, or the FBI, they all use the DMV's database as their hub. So, we have people on the inside who feed us the information.
Ed
And who would know it? The gatekeepers of humanity turn out to be a bunch of sassy black women.
Ed
[Upon first meeting Domino]
Why would a delicate little thing like you wanna be a bounty hunter?
Domino Harvey
I wanna have a little fun.
Brian Austin Green
What background should someone have if they want to go into bounty hunting?
Ed
How does jail sound?
Choco
[Domino and a wounded Ed and Choco are trapped in an elevator plummeting to an almost certain death]
I love you.
Domino Harvey
[Narrates]
I once swore never to invest too much emotion in anyone. [In scene] I love you. [They kiss, then narrates, tearfully] I love you, Choco.
Ed
[Shouts]
It's a great day to die!
Domino Harvey
What's his problem?
Ed
Latin petulance. Hold on. Give me a minute with him.
Ed
['"About Domino]
You and I walk down the street, what do people see? A couple of losers, right? We add her to the equation you know what people are gonna think?
Choco
What?
Ed
There goes two of the coolest mother****ers who ever lived. Hmm?
Choco
You know what? I don't know about you, man, but I'm already a cool mother****er, you know?
Ed
[Watching the Manchurian Candidate]
Heh. I knew Frank.
Edna Fender
Who didn't?
Ed
Hey, Edna you know what, sweetheart? You got, like, seven minutes to open that goddamn freezer or I'm gonna flush that **** arm down the toilet.
Edna Fender
****er!
Ed
[Choco walks into motel room with Ed watching an adult film]
Man, they never show the **** shots in these shitbag motels. [Choco destroys the TV] Jesus Christ, Choco! I just got done paying 12.95 for this movie! I'm never gonna know how it ends!
Choco
Don't **** with me, Ed.
Ed
Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, okay? If you want to be alone... if you need me, I'll tell you what... I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending.
Choco
Shut up!
Ed
Come on, boy. I'm gonna whip your ass, and then I'm gonna whip your goddamn girlfriend's ass! [Choco aims gun at him] Do it! Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing? Over this?! Pull the **** trigger!
Choco
I will **** pull it!
