Domino 2005 quotes

Yeah. Hello?

Mr. Cigliutti? I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta house at Cal West LA.

Yes, yes. What is it?

I'm sorry to be bothering you. It's a bit of an emergency.

What?

Your sons have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts.

You want me to shoot 'em in the kneecaps?

Now, you listen to me. Hold on one second. Ask them politely where the money is. If they don't know, just tell them to start digging their own graves.

Hey, how about it? Want to ride some bounty hunter ****?

Domino Harvey

**** you, dickhead!

Ooh. Bitch!

What background should someone have if they want to go into bounty hunting?

Ed

How does jail sound?

Choco

I love you.

Domino Harvey

I once swore never to invest too much emotion in anyone. [In scene] I love you. [They kiss, then narrates, tearfully] I love you, Choco.

Ed

It's a great day to die!

It's very simple. The DMV is the de facto conduit for all humanity, and every human being that we track down has a record in the DMV database. Whether it be LAPD, Social Services, the Credit Bureau, or the FBI, they all use the DMV's database as their hub. So, we have people on the inside who feed us the information.

Ed

And who would know it? The gatekeepers of humanity turn out to be a bunch of sassy black women.

Why would you use Jerry Springer as a platform for some kind of progressive race modification proposal, anyway?

Lateesha Rodriguez

Well, I don't think Ted Koppel would book Lateesha Rodriguez!

My friend Tina, she thought you were dead.

Oh, really? Well, tell your friend Tina... she's a whore.

Domino Harvey

I want you to book us a hotel suite.

What, with my money?

Domino Harvey

I want you to put it on your credit card.

Are you serious? [Domino glares at him] Okay, okay, don't look at me that way!

Domino Harvey

What's his problem?

Ed

Latin petulance. Hold on. Give me a minute with him.

Rewind, please.

Rewind the tape.

Freeze the tape.

Freeze the tape.

Now, can you zoom in?

Zoom in, please.

You a **** mockingbird? Shut the **** up!

I just...

Ed

You and I walk down the street, what do people see? A couple of losers, right? We add her to the equation you know what people are gonna think?

Choco

What?

Ed

There goes two of the coolest mother****ers who ever lived. Hmm?

Choco

You know what? I don't know about you, man, but I'm already a cool mother****er, you know?

Ed

Man, they never show the **** shots in these shitbag motels. [Choco destroys the TV] Jesus Christ, Choco! I just got done paying 12.95 for this movie! I'm never gonna know how it ends!

Choco

Don't **** with me, Ed.

Ed

Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, okay? If you want to be alone... if you need me, I'll tell you what... I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending.

Choco

Shut up!

Ed

Come on, boy. I'm gonna whip your ass, and then I'm gonna whip your goddamn girlfriend's ass! [Choco aims gun at him] Do it! Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing? Over this?! Pull the **** trigger!

Choco

I will **** pull it!