(Metatron explains when God went missing.)

You know those constitutionals He likes to take?

Constitutionals?

I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. God's a Skee-Ball fanatic.

The Lord has quite a fancy for the game. He's been playing it for years. He assumes a human form once a month and indulges. Doesn't tell anybody where he's playing, just goes away for a couple of hours. And from what I understand, he always gives his free points away to the neighborhood children- isn't that sweet?