(Metatron teleported Bethany, Rufus, Jay and Silent Bob to a restaurant) (Referring to his joint)

****, man, I think this shit just kicked it.

Excuse me, weren't we just in the woods? What are we doing here now?

(Metatron sits down)

Going out in style.

The Voice!

(Sarcastically)

The apostle.

Now who is this mother****er?

It's the Voice of God. Show some respect.

Oh, the Voice of God? Where's the rest of him?

(Referring to God being kidnapped)

It's funny you should mention that. We're not sure.