“I used to specialize in entertainment. For example, I'm responsible...” – Serendipity, Dogma ... Movie Quotes Database

Serendipity

I used to specialize in entertainment. For example, I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.

Bethany

Nineteen?

Serendipity

...Yeah... The one about the kid by himself in his house, burglars are trying to come in and he fights them off? Ah! (she makes a Macaulay Culkin face) I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.

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