“Yo, man, tell me something about me.” – Jay, Dogma ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Dogma 1999

Jay

Yo, man, tell me something about me.

Rufus

You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

Jay

Ah, ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus

When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [walks off]

Jay

[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]

Dude, not all the time.

In this scene

Jay Jason Mewes More Jay quotes →

Rufus Chris Rock More Rufus quotes →

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