[Jay and Silent Bob have just saved Bethany from Azrael's minions]

I don't know what to say or think, except...

That's you'll offer us sex as a reward?

Um... that I'd like to know who they and you are.

I'm Jay, and this my hetero lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would have kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if I hadn't of represented.

Well, thanks for being out here so late. Wait... are you protesters?

You mean those dickheads with the signs and the pictures of dead babies? Shit no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own goddamn business!

So, what are you doing hanging around?

We're here to pick up chicks.

Excuse me?

We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to ****?