Die Hard quotes

View Quote Sgt. Al Powell: The man is hurting! He's alone, he's tired, he hasn't seen diddly squat from anyone down here... and you're going to stand there and tell me that he's going to give a damn about what you do to him, if he makes it out of there alive? Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovel'n?

View Quote [Holding Karl in a headlock while beating him] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna ****in' cook you, and I'm gonna ****in' eat you!

View Quote [in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

View Quote FBI Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

View Quote Theo: [After a police Armored Personnel Carrier is blown-up by the terrorists] Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!

View Quote John: Is the building on fire?
Al: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.

View Quote Dwayne: We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no-one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly son-of-a-bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Al: Excuse me, sir! But what about the body that fell out the window?
Dwayne: Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker — got depressed...

View Quote Dwayne: [Watching as Hans Gruber falls to his death from the building] God, I hope that's not a hostage!

View Quote Hans: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

View Quote [to Joseph Takagi] Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

View Quote Holly: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

View Quote Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

View Quote [Last lines]
John: Merry Christmas, Argyle.
Argyle: Merry Christmas. [To himself] Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year's!

View Quote Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Libert? de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
Karl: Asian Dawn Movement?
Hans: I read about them in Time magazine.

View Quote Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...