Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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View Quote Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...

View Quote Special Agent Johnson: Just like ****in' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

View Quote Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Al: Heh. They're for my wife.
Clerk: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Al: She's pregnant.
Clerk: Yeah.
Al: Bag it.
Clerk: Big time.

View Quote Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

View Quote Special Agent Johnson: [on phone] Hello, this is Agent Johnson... No, the other one.

View Quote [Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

View Quote I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

View Quote John: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

View Quote Hans: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

View Quote [to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

View Quote I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

View Quote [As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

View Quote Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

View Quote [Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

View Quote [As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!