A scene from Die Hard With a Vengeance 1995
John McClane

[to Jerry after thinking he's one of Simon's men]

Are you a truck driver?

Jerry

[sarcastically]

No, I'm a beautician! Of course I'm a truck driver!

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Jerry Joe Zaloom

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