Die Hard With a Vengeance 1995 quotes

51 quotes · 4 characters
Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995) poster
Characters
John McClane Bruce Willis · 35 quotes
Simon Gruber Jeremy Irons · 10 quotes
Ricky Walsh Anthony Peck · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: John McClane & Zeus Carver (26), Zeus Carver & Simon Gruber (6), John McClane & Simon Gruber (4)

Die Hard With a Vengeance quotes

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Bill Jarvis

The first man there is Mathias Targo. Was Hungarian army, explosives expert. Now we believe he's working for the Iranians. Freelance terrorism by contract.

Who's the girl?

FBI Agent Andy Cross

Targo's other half. Rumor is the Israelis slipped a bomb in between their sheets. He wasn't at home, but they think they got her.

Bill Jarvis

The second man was an obscure colonel in the East German Army. Ran an infiltration unit, kind of like the Nazis did at Battle of the Bulge. English speaking troops.

Yeah, yeah. I saw the movie.

Bill Jarvis

All we know of him is the GDR medical records show he suffers from migraines. His name is Peter Krieg.

Well, that is an exceptional report, fellas. Now, do you want to tell me what the hell this has to do with me?

FBI Chief

Does the name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant? (John remembers Hans Gruber falling from the Nakatomi building to his death)

It rings a bell, yeah.

L.A.. That thing in the building in L.A.

FBI Chief

Peter Krieg was born Simon Peter Gruber. He's Hans Gruber's brother.

Dr. Fred Schiller

These people don't like to work anonymously. They want you to know who's doing it to you. So this name Simon is probably not an alias. It's probably Simon or some variation.

Joe Lambert
[reads information off of a rap sheet]

Simon, Robert E. Busted in '86. Extortion. Kidnapping. 10 to 15. Did 7 years for good behavior. Released on a state work furlough two months ago.

Inspector Cobb

Check it. [Rick tosses something to McClane]

Thanks, Rick. Bob Simon was a bankrupt businessman who kidnapped his partner's daughter. He's a ****-up, not a psycho. The guy we're looking for is nuts.

Charles Weiss
[comes in]

A nut who knows a lot about bombs. We found this in a playground. Professional. Very cool stuff! You know … [thuds the bomb on Cobb's desk] Boom!

Inspector Walter Cobb

You think you should slam it around like that, Charlie?

Charles Weiss

It's unmixed. You can't hurt it. This stuff is cutting edge. It's a binary liquid.

Inspector Walter Cobb

A what?

Charles Weiss

Like epoxy. Two liquids. [puts a dab of the clear liquid on Cobb's desk] Now, either one by itself … [hits it with his shoe] you got nothing. But, mix 'em … :[dabs a paperclip in the red liquid, swirls it into the clear] Ricky? [Ricky Walsh moves aside and Charlie throws the paperclip at a chair. The mixture explodes and pops the chair up, startling everyone]

Connie Kowalski
[pissed]

Charlie, you're gonna be wearin' that chair up your ass!!

Inspector Walter Cobb

Christ almighty, Charlie!

Charles Weiss
[pretending to have not heard them]

Like I said, very cool stuff. Now, with a package like this, you get a warning. Now, the bomb has to arm itself. You'll see the red liquid pump into the clear before it detonates.

How long before?

Charles Weiss

Ten seconds, two minutes, it could be anything. But once it's mixed...be somewhere else.

FBI Agent in van

Does the name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant?

[Flashback to Hans Gruber falling off the top of Nakatomi Tower]

It rings a bell, yeah.

Gang member
[pops up]

Nicht schießen!

[shoots him twice]

...what was that?

Mathias Targo
[kicks McClane out from behind]

He said "don't shoot".

[to Jerry after thinking he's one of Simon's men]

Are you a truck driver?

Jerry
[sarcastically]

No, I'm a beautician! Of course I'm a truck driver!

Listen, I'm a cop.

What?

I'm on a case. Somebody blew Bonwit Teller's an hour ago. Did you hear about that on the news?

Yeah.

The same asshole that did that said I gotta come to Harlem and do this, or he's gonna blow up somethin' else, do you understand?

[muttering]

Shit, shit...

Listen I got a gun.

They got ten guns.

When you get across the street, you should get across the street.

Look, start acting crazy, alright?

What?

Like Looney Tunes, you know like Bellevue?

Black Gang Leader
[A black gang has seen McClane with the "I hate ****" sign and is surrounding him and Zeus]

Hey, Zeus. Is he a friend of yours?

He look like a friend of mine? I think this dude has just escaped from some hospital. You know, like Bellevue?

Mathias Targo

I see you all day, little man. Policeman? [kicks McClane] And you don't go away!

Yeah, I'm the ****in' energizer bunny. [stabs him in the leg]

[on the guard's phone]

Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ****-head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.

[on the phone]

John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's 13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?

[on the phone]

Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

[on the phone]

How colorful.

There's gold in the Federal Reserve, and they took a shitload of it! They're heading north in dump trucks!

Cobb

Have you been drinking, McClane?

No, not since this morning.

Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?

There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother, and not caring when some dumb, Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.

Hey, I didn't even know the mother****er!

Yes, and I never invited you aboard this ship.

No riddle's going to stop this mother****er?

No code, no riddle, no fancy countdown. [Attempts to leave the ship]

[While tied to a large bomb]

Hey ****-head. [Simon stops instantly and turns around] Yeah, you, ****-head. There's just one thing I gotta know. You got any aspirins? I've had a bad ****in' headache all day long.

[chuckles and throws him a bottle of aspirin]

Must be your lucky day. Keep the bottle.