Rodrick Heffley quotes

View Quote So, look. Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't... [sighs] Who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway. [patting Greg's head] And don't be seen with Rowley.

View Quote What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?

View Quote It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Listen, I came here to get a new drumstick, and now Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!

View Quote [to Rowley] Beat it.

View Quote What? [Greg run offs. Rowley holds onto to Rodrick's leg to stop him] Let go, baby hippo!