[Heffley garage, Rodrick and his bandmates are performing]
Susan: [walks in] Rodrick. Rodrick! I need to talk to you. Inside, now.
[Greg peeks from behind the door as he watches]
Rodrick: Go ahead and talk. We're a band. We have no secrets.
Susan: Oh, okay. Fine. [holds up the magazine] What is this?
Rodrick: It's not mine.
Susan: It was in your backpack.
Rodrick: No, it was in my room.
Susan: [gives Rodrick a "Really?" look] Does owning this magazine make you a better person?
Rodrick: No.
Susan: Did it make you more popular at school?
Rodrick: [snickers] Yes. No.
Susan: How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?
Rodrick: Ashamed.
Susan: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
Rodrick: I'm sorry, women.
[Rodrick's bandmates clap in applause]
Susan: You're grounded...for two weeks.
[Greg smiles and leaves to his room]
Rodrick: Okay, settle down, Susan. I think one week is plenty.
Susan: Make it four weeks, and I'm gonna need the keys to your van.
Rodrick: [shocked through gritted teeth] My van?!
Susan: [walks in] Rodrick. Rodrick! I need to talk to you. Inside, now.
[Greg peeks from behind the door as he watches]
Rodrick: Go ahead and talk. We're a band. We have no secrets.
Susan: Oh, okay. Fine. [holds up the magazine] What is this?
Rodrick: It's not mine.
Susan: It was in your backpack.
Rodrick: No, it was in my room.
Susan: [gives Rodrick a "Really?" look] Does owning this magazine make you a better person?
Rodrick: No.
Susan: Did it make you more popular at school?
Rodrick: [snickers] Yes. No.
Susan: How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?
Rodrick: Ashamed.
Susan: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
Rodrick: I'm sorry, women.
[Rodrick's bandmates clap in applause]
Susan: You're grounded...for two weeks.
[Greg smiles and leaves to his room]
Rodrick: Okay, settle down, Susan. I think one week is plenty.
Susan: Make it four weeks, and I'm gonna need the keys to your van.
Rodrick: [shocked through gritted teeth] My van?!
[Heffley garage, Rodrick and his bandmates are performing]
Susan : [walks in] Rodrick. Rodrick! I need to talk to you. Inside, now.
[Greg peeks from behind the door as he watches]
Rodrick : Go ahead and talk. We're a band. We have no secrets.
Susan : Oh, okay. Fine. [holds up the magazine] What is this?
Rodrick : It's not mine.
Susan : It was in your backpack.
Rodrick : No, it was in my room.
Susan : [gives Rodrick a "Really?" look] Does owning this magazine make you a better person?
Rodrick : No.
Susan : Did it make you more popular at school?
Rodrick : [snickers] Yes. No.
Susan : How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?
Rodrick : Ashamed.
Susan : Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
Rodrick : I'm sorry, women.
[Rodrick's bandmates clap in applause]
Susan : You're grounded...for two weeks.
[Greg smiles and leaves to his room]
Rodrick : Okay, settle down, Susan. I think one week is plenty.
Susan : Make it four weeks, and I'm gonna need the keys to your van.
Rodrick : [shocked through gritted teeth] My van?!
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