Lenina Huxley
I have been an enthusiast of your escapades for quite some time. I have, in fact, perused some newsreels from the Schwarzenegger Library, and that time that you took that car...
John Spartan
Hold it. The Schwarzenegger Library?
Huxley
Yes. The Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor when you...?
Spartan
Stop! He was President?
Huxley
Yes! Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states...
Spartan
I don't wanna know... [incredulously] President...
Lenina Huxley
[John Spartan, Lenina Huxley, and Alfredo Garcia enter the Scraps' underground world; Spartan buys a burger from a street vendor]
I think I'm going to be sick.
John Spartan
[takes a bite, enjoys it]
Oh. Oh, God...
AG Alfredo Garcia
[nauseated]
Oh...
Spartan
This is fantastic. You guys gotta try this.
Huxley
Just don't ask where the meat comes from.
Spartan
Huxley, what's that supposed to mean?
Huxley
Do you see any cows around here, Detective?
Spartan
[to vendor, in Spanish]
¿Qué es esta carne? (What is this meat?)
BV Burger vendor
Esta carne es de rata. (This meat is from rats.)
Spartan
[surprised]
Rat. This is a rat burger. [vendor nods] Not bad! Matter of fact, this is the best burger I've had in years!
BV Burger vendor
Gracias, señor. (Thank you, sir.)
Spartan
[coughing, in Italian]
Prego. (You're welcome.) See you later.
Lenina Huxley
[Lenina Huxley and John Spartan begin using virtual-reality helmets to make love, but Spartan abruptly removes his]
What's wrong? You broke contact.
John Spartan
Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.
Huxley
But I thought you wanted to make love.
Spartan
Is that what you call this?
Huxley
[puts Spartan's helmet back on his head]
Vir-sex has been proven to produce higher orders of alpha waves during digitized transference of sexual energies.
Spartan
All right, Huxley, what do you say we just do it the old-fashioned way? [removes it again]
Huxley
Ugh, disgusting! You mean... fluid transfer?
Spartan
No, I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka...
Huxley
That is no longer done. The exchange of bodily fluids - do you know what that leads to?
Spartan
Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
Huxley
The rampant exchange of bodily fluids was one of the major reasons for the downfall of society. After AIDS, there was NRS; after NRS, there was UBT. And one of the first things that Dr. Cocteau was able to do was to outlaw and behaviorally engineer all fluid transfer out of societally acceptable behavior. Not even - not even mouth transfer's condoned.
Spartan
Kissing's not allowed? [Huxley shudders at the thought] Damn, I was a good kisser.
