“The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me...” – Harry Block, Deconstructing Harry ... Movie Quotes Database

Harry Block

The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me soon.

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Why did they kick you out?

Harry Block

Because I wasn't interested in college. I wanted to be a writer and that's all I cared about. Also, I tried to give the Dean's wife an enema. They didn't take kindly to that.

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