Randolph You want your little booger eater on my show? Wife Yes, very much. Randolph Then don't tell me how to run my **** business. Sheldon I'll be in my office, the big one with a view! Nora They all have views, you dumb shit! Sheldon Not looking this way, cupcake! Sheldon So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers? Kids 9-1-1! Sheldon Thaaaaaaat's right!