“Deadpool: Ripley, from Alien³! Negasonic Teenage Warhead: ****...”

Deadpool

[on Negasonic Teenage Warhead's shaved head]

Ripley, from Alien³!

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

****, you're old.

Deadpool

HA! Fake laugh, hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

Deadpool

Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.

Colossus

[from inside the X-Mansion]

Wade, is that you?

Deadpool

Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse! I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like... the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
[Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks both annoyed and confused]

In this scene

Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool Ryan Reynolds More Deadpool quotes →

Colossus Stefan Kapičić More Colossus quotes →

Negasonic Teenage Warhead Brianna Hildebrand More Negasonic Teenage Warhead quotes →

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