“Deadpool: And you are? Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Negasonic Teenage...”

Deadpool

And you are?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

Deadpool

Negasonic Teenage wwwWHAT THE SHIT?! That's the coolest name ever! So what, you're like, uh, his sidekick?

Colossus

No, trainee.

Deadpool

Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on, what, shit detail?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

What does that make you?

Deadpool

Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Can we go?

Deadpool

"Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!" So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

[deadpan]

You got me in a box here.

Deadpool

AH-HA!

In this scene

Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool Ryan Reynolds More Deadpool quotes →

Colossus Stefan Kapičić More Colossus quotes →

Negasonic Teenage Warhead Brianna Hildebrand More Negasonic Teenage Warhead quotes →

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