Cable
We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill.
Deadpool
No offense, but if you know so much, why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then?
Cable
I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
Deadpool
Well... [to the viewer] That's just lazy writing.

