A character in Dan in Real Life (2007)

Jane quotes from Dan in Real Life (2007)

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Dan in Real Life (2007): in 6 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Dan (6), Cara (3), Lily (2)

Scenes with Jane

6 scenes
Dan

So, the plan.

Jane

The plan! Hey Cara, Dad's about to reveal the plan!

Dan

I'll pack up the car and pick you up after school, and then we'll drive straight through.

Lily

Sounds good.

Cara
[slams fridge]

Does not!

Dan

What now?

Cara

Well, wasn't like, the whole point to go to school? And now you're forcing us to miss school when we should like, be in school. Right, I mean what about my studies? Why are you smiling?

Dan

I just never thought I'd hear you say "what about my studies?" It makes me, like, smile.

Dan

Look, you're a fine driver, but the other hundred million--

Jane

If you never let me, I'll never learn.

Dan

But if I let you, you may not live.

Dan

Sorry to interrupt your "studies" with your "friend."

Cara

Well we can't all be monks like you.

Dan

And by the way, you're grounded.

Cara

Oh yeah? For how long?

Dan

For life.

Jane

Dad, come on.

Cara

Yeah, this is humiliating!

Dan

Alright, you're grounded for a month.

Cara

A month?! But that's worse than forever! Okay, dad, why?

Dan

You lied to me.

Cara

Well you can't handle the truth.

Dan

Maybe you should try me next time.

Cara

but but but but--

Dan

no no no no.

Cara

Okay, dad, I, I love Marty.

Dan

Oh please.

Cara

Dad, dad, dad! Stop, listen! I didn't know right away! It took me a while!

Dan

How long is a while?

Cara

Well, I, I, I've known him for three weeks but I knew in three days.

Dan

Three days?! You can't know in three days!

Cara

Yes you can!

Dan

No! No. But the feeling, it is not love. It is young--

Cara

But I love him dad!

Dan

--and reckless--

Cara

I love him I love him I love him!

Dan

--and not thought out--

Cara

I love him!

Dan

--and you may think it's love, but it's not!

Dan

Mitch is a great guy.

He is, he is. He's fun and uh, funny. He's complicated, but in a good way. Just what I need.

Dan

He's a great guy.

See, I just got out of a relationship, and Mitch was there.

Dan

He's a great guy.

You keep saying that.

Dan

Well, because he is. So good luck, to all of us.

So a little bird told me you're going to be syndicated.

Dan

Lily. They're looking at a bunch of columnists, it's a long shot at best.

Jane

She's amazing! Name a place and she's either lived there or visited. Tibet, Chile, Berlin when there was the walls, she's...gah!

Well, Mitch certainly made out.

Dan

Yup.

And what about you?

Dan

Oh, Dad...

Come on, you always say that with Suzanne you won the lottery and to try again would feel greedy...But it's been 4 years!

Dan

Can we just walk please?

Jane

Dad, Lily just asked me why you were flirting with Marie.

Dan

I wasn't flirting.

Jane

Don't worry, I covered for you. I told her it was nothing.

Dan

Because it was!

Jane

Dad, I'm Seventeen. You were so flirting. And besides, it's not like she's the least bit interested in you anyway.

Dan

I know I messed up.

Cara

Yup.

Jane

Yes you did.

Dan

Now, your mom...I miss your mom. All the time.

Lily

Mom's gone.

Dan

Oh, honey. I see her every day. I see in your goodness, Jane. And Cara, your passion. And Lily, you have her eyes. And her smile. So here is what I'm going to do. I am grounding myself for life. And so I will be with you--

Jane

You're with us every day.

Dan

I'm not going anywhere. See, I got a little confused with Marie. That is over, okay? I kind of lost my head. I got a little stupid, because I love her. No, that's not...I don't love her. and that's not what I meant. I mean, how could I love her? I've only known her..

Cara

Three days.

Dan

Yeah. And how can you know in three days? Well, no. Yes I do. I love her. I love her, I love her, I love her. I love her.

Jane

Then go get her.

Cara

We so prefer her to you.

Lily

Go. [hugs Dan and whispers] Now.

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