Albrecht Oh great! Great! Guy shows up looking like a mime from hell and you lose him, right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that 'walking against the wind' shit. I hate that.
Played by Ernie Hudson 
The Crow (1994) · 93 quotes
The Crow (1994) · 93 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Crow (1994): in 9 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Sarah (3), Eric Draven (2), Detective Torres (2)
Scenes with Albrecht
9 scenes Albrecht Albrecht So many cops, you'd think they were giving away donuts!
Albrecht You Sarah?
Albrecht [Sarah nods]
Yeah, look. Your sister-- She's gonna be okay.
She's not my sister. Shelly just takes care of me. She's my friend. Her and Eric. You lied to her about Eric.
Albrecht Look, I had to.
And you're lying to me about Shelly. She's gonna die, isn't she?
Albrecht How do you steer that thing on a wet street?
Pure talent.
Albrecht I call it blood, detective. I suppose you'll write it up as... "graffiti."
Albrecht Police! Don't move - I said don't move!
I thought the police always said "Freeze."
Albrecht Well I am the police and I say "don't move" Snow White; you move, you're dead.
And I say I'm dead; and I move...
Who's the cartoon character in the painted face?
Albrecht Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?
Okay. Gideons blows all to hell and you're having a chitchat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a **** automobile accident? Come on!
Albrecht Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!
When someone's dead, they can't come back, can they?
Albrecht That's what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?
You'll just think I'm nuts.
Albrecht Yeah, well, then maybe they'll have to lock us both up.
You see him too?
Albrecht I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.
[Sadly]
Eric didn't come back for me. He can't be my friend any more because, well, I'm alive.
Albrecht You want a friend to walk you home?
[Sarah nods.]
I can handle it. Don't worry.
Albrecht I'm not worried. Look, here's the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I'll arrest ‘em.
That sounds like a great plan. There's just one problem. [He indicates his bleeding shoulder]
Albrecht Oh, shit. You're bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.
Albrecht [Sighs]
Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't you?
