Funboy [When Darla points out crow in room]
It's a squab. Come here, bird. Hey, bird. Hey, bird. Bird. B-B-Birdie. Here, birdie, birdie. Come here, birdie, birdie, birdie. Birdie? Hey, birdie?
Played by Michael Massee 
The Crow (1994) · 93 quotes
The Crow (1994) · 93 quotes
7th most-quoted character in The Crow (1994): in 7 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric Draven (2)
Tomorrow night we can get high... and watch this whole **** city burn from that window.
More lines from Funboy
4 quotes Funboy Funboy [Eric comes in window]
What the ****?! No, man! Don't do that! You nearly gave me a **** heart attack!
Funboy [About to rape Shelly]
I've got a gun in my pocket. You're happy to see me, aren't you?
Funboy [To Eric]
Get away, steamhead.
Scenes with Funboy
2 scenes
Jesus Christ! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel…
Funboy [Funboy shoots him again]
Don't you ever **** die?
“Can you put me up for the night?”
Funboy [Eric quickly walks up with guitar and raises hand to strike a riff]
What the ****?! No, man! Don't do that! You nearly gave me a **** heart attack!
Look at the guy.
Funboy Don't sweat it. [Eric hangs up guitar with Funboy aiming pistol] It's time for you to take your bird and leave, freako!
[Drags chair to foot of bed and places hand palm on pistol barrel end]
Take your shot, Funboy. You got me dead bang.
Funboy You are seriously **** up. Did you look in the mirror? You need professional help. [Discharges pistol into Eric's hand] Bingo! He shoot! He scores! [Watches Eric's hand heals instantly] Jesus Christ!
“Jesus Christ”?! Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Funboy discharges pistol on Eric's left arm] Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks... [Funboy discharges pistol on Eric's left leg]
Funboy Don't you ever **** die?!
"Can you put me up for the night?" [Eric swipes Funboy's pistol down discharged into his own leg, then Eric leaps onto bed with Darla fleeing to bathroom locking door, Eric holds up Funboy's pistol] Does that hurt?
Funboy ****, yes, it **** hurts! Oh, God. Look at what you done to my sheets! [Eric throws pistol aside]
