St. Albrecht quotes from The Crow (1994)

Don't thank me. [Giggles] Are we fighting the good fight?

Sgt. Albrecht

Double homicide a year ago. No convictions. [Hands her paper] Annie... look at that.

“We, the undersigned tenants of 1929 Caulderon Court Apartments...” What is this, a petition?

Sgt. Albrecht

Big “kick me” sign for a very nice girl who found herself a cause. The cause got her killed.

She was fighting tenant eviction in that neighborhood?

Sgt. Albrecht

Shelly Webster and her nice rock-and-roll boyfriend, Eric Draven.

The last time you snooped around a case is when you got put back on the beat.

Sgt. Albrecht

I know. Torres keeps reminding me.

I bet he does. [Albrecht draws resurrected Eric's trademark chelsea grin lipstick smear on photo] You're going to wind up working a school crosswalk.

Sgt. Albrecht

I'm cool.

You didn't get that file from me, okay? And don't tell me you owe me one. [Walks away]

Sgt. Albrecht

Ah, I owe you one!

Yeah, right.

Sgt. Albrecht

Damn.

Detective Torres

Come here. You're holding out on me. I got a goddamn vigilante killer knocking off scumbags left and right... and you're covering up for somebody. Who's the cartoon character in the painted face?

Sgt. Albrecht

Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?

Detective Torres

Okay. Gideon blows all to hell and you’re having a chit-chat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a **** automobile accident? Come on!

Sgt. Albrecht

Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!

Detective Torres

All right, smart-ass. The captain's got a little love note waiting for you. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your suspension.

Sgt. Albrecht

Suspension? For what?

Detective Torres

Misconduct. [On phone] Yeah, give me the lab.

Sarah

Are you alive?

Sgt. Albrecht

God, I need a cigarette. Everybody else dead?

Eric

You helped me. What you kept in here saved me.

Sgt. Albrecht

Thanks. Don't mention it. I've been meaning to come to church anyway. [Eric inserts cigarette into Sgt. Albrecht's mouth and he spits it out] Oh, yuck. I'm quitting as of now... if I live.