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[The Luke Cunard talk show begins]
Luke Cunard: [Referring to Chev, to Karen] Tell me what he's like when he's at home.
Karen Chelios: When he's home, he's like a ghost. He plays those video games; all day, all night.
Luke Cunard: Video games.
Karen Chelios: All day.
Luke Cunard: And you let him do that? Well, you did buy the games for him, yeah?
Karen Chelios: Of course. Why should I deny my son?
Luke Cunard: How are you today, Chev?
Young Chev: I'm golden, sir.
Luke Cunard: Your mom tells me that you've been getting into quite a bit of trouble. Is that true?
Young Chev: Yes, sir. Regretfully, that's true.
Luke Cunard: What kind of trouble?
Young Chev: Fighting, talking back, pinching.
Luke Cunard: Pinching what?
Young Chev: Televisions, stereo components, books from the library. That's not all. No, sir. Also a till from a restaurant and one car.
Luke Cunard: A toy car?
Young Chev: No, sir. A BMW Z1. [Studio audience goes into uproar and Chev displays the the finger']
Luke Cunard: Hey, sit. People, people, all right. I hear you've been having quite a bit of trouble at school too.
[Scene of Chev smashing a trashcan into a boy's face in the schoolyard and a teacher rushes forward to thwart him]
Teacher: Chelios! [The teacher is elbowed in the face and he resumes the face smashing and then screams in primal rage]
...
Young Chev: Nothing I can't handle, sir. I have a lot of piss and vinegar!
Karen: He's hyperactive.
Young Chev: Oh, shit, Mom!
Luke Cunard: You want to watch your dirty little mouth, son.
Karen: We tried giving him Ritalin, but Chev?
Young Chev: I sold it.
Luke Cunard: With all this energy, you've never thought about... I don't know, trying out for sports?
Young Chev: [Scene of Chelios running down street with cash till in hand with shop owner and punks in pursuit] I like to run.
Luke Cunard: Chev, where's dad?
Young Chev: I never met the wanker. [Mother hits him lightly in the chest] He died before I was born.
Luke Cunard: What do you think he'd say, if he saw you acting out like this?
Young Chev: Dunno, sir.
Luke Cunard: If he were here now, and he asked you [Pounds a table] "WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO SON?!", what would you tell him?!
Young Chev: Dunno, sir! Bored, I guess.
Luke Cunard: "Bored", he guesses!
Karen: Bored?! Bored?!
Young Chev: Shut up!
Luke Cunard: We're gonna take a short break now. And when we return, we are gonna find out... [Gets up and starts wagging index finger in Chelios face] what makes you tick, little man.
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