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EMT: [Chev breaks into an ambulance] This is an ambulance, you ****head! Keep hydrating those organs! Hold it in! Jesus. What are you doing? :EMT:This is an ambulance!
Chev: Right, mother****er. I'm aware of that. I'm in need of emergency services.
EMT Yeah, we have got a guy in the back of the ambulance! Get him out of here, man.
Chev: That's one of Don Kim's blokes.
EMT: This man is in critical condition. Get out of here.
Chev: I'm aware of that. I'm the ****er that put him there. [Pulls out gun and points it at EMT's head]
EMT: Now... Okay, he's got a gun!
Chev: You're my physician. Okay. I'm in need of an external lithium battery belt for an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. Might you have such a thing? :EMT:We're gonna lose it, Bronc. Please, look, this guy is **** dying.
Chev: Don't worry about him. He's not gonna make it. Now, about my battery.
EMT: Yeah, you said the Avicor TAH. Yeah, we got it. But why? Holy shit.
Chev: Chop, chop. Okay.
EMT He's **** dead, man. Do you mind?
Chev: You ready for this shit? Do it then. Turn the **** thing on. Feels like crack. Yeah, but better.
EMT You know, those things aren't designed for strenuous activity.
Chev: Tell me about it.
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