Yvette [upon being assigned to search the attic]: But it is dark upstairs and I am frightened of the dark, will anyone go with me?
I will.
I will.
My butler.
Oh, shucks.
Who would want to kill the cook?
Dinner wasn't THAT bad.
How can you make jokes at a time like this?
It's my defense mechanism.
Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next!
Oh?
[Everyone looks at accusingly Colonel Mustard]
I said IF! IF!
[The cop has just inspected the study and lounge, where the guests have disguised the bodies so it looks like they are making love. Wadsworth does not know this, and sees the cop exiting the lounge.]
Officer!
You're too late, I've seen it all.
You have? I can explain everything!
You don't have to.
I don't?
Don't worry! There's nothing illegal about any of this!
Are you sure??
Of course! This is America!
I see...
It's a free country! Don't you know that?
I didn't know it was THAT free.
[Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard have entered the lounge through the secret passage. The secret passage has closed behind them, the lounge door is locked from the outside, and Wadsworth has lost the key to the lounge door]
LET US IN! LET US IN!
LET US OUT! LET US OUT!
[Looking at negatives]
Very pretty. Would you like to see these, Yvette? They might shock you!
Non, merci. I am a lay-dee.
Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a "lay-dee"?
What sort of pictures are they?
They are MY pictures and I'd like them back, please.
Why would anyone want to kill him twice?
It seems so unnecessary.
That's what we call overkill.
That's what we call psychotic.
Looks like a secret passage.
Shall we see where it goes?
What the hell. I'll go first... I've had a good life.
Why has the car stopped?
It’s frightened.
So what does your husband do?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Well, he just lies around on his back all day.
Sounds like hard work to me.
I am willing to believe you. I too am being blackmailed for something I didn’t do.
Me, too.
And me.
Not me.
You’re not being blackmailed?
Oh I’m being blackmailed all right. But I did what I’m being blackmailed for.
And Colonel, you drive a very expensive car for someone who lives on a colonel’s pay.
I don’t. I came into money during the war when I lost my mommy and daddy.
...and to make a long story short...
Too late!
