A scene from Clerks II 2006

'[Dante and Randal are arguing about a wheelchair-bound person Randal is trolling online]

Dante Hicks

This guy found a way to reach out to a world he feels isolated from, and you found a way to take issue with it.

Randal Graves

Oh, sure, take his side.

Dante Hicks

Have you become so embittered that you feel the need to attack the handicapped?

Randal Graves

What "handicapped"? He's just in a wheelchair. It's not like he's Anne Frank or something.

Dante Hicks

[confused]

Anne Frank?

Randal Graves

Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick who was all [idiot voice] "duhhh!" until the Miracle Worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.

Dante Hicks

You're talking about Helen Keller.

Randal Graves

No, I'm not. I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Dante Hicks

No, she wasn't! Helen Keller was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Randal Graves

Are you sure?

Randal Graves

Then who the **** is Anne Frank?

Dante Hicks

Anne Frank was the little Jewish girl who hid from the Nazis in a little room with her family. She wrote a diary.

Randal Graves

Oh, yeah. Well then, I guess this guy is like Anne Frank, what with the diary and all.

Dante Hicks

[exasperated]

No, he's like Helen Keller, with the handicap!

Randal Graves

You alway gotta be right, don't you, you Nazi douchebag?

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