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'[Dante and Randal are arguing about a wheelchair-bound person Randal is trolling online]
Dante Hicks: This guy found a way to reach out to a world he feels isolated from, and you found a way to take issue with it.
Randal Graves: Oh, sure, take his side.
Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you feel the need to attack the handicapped?
Randal Graves: What "handicapped"? He's just in a wheelchair. It's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
Dante Hicks: [confused] Anne Frank?
Randal Graves: Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick who was all [idiot voice] "duhhh!" until the Miracle Worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.
Dante Hicks: You're talking about Helen Keller.
Randal Graves: No, I'm not. I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb, and blind.
Dante Hicks: No, she wasn't! Helen Keller was deaf, dumb, and blind.
Randal Graves: Are you sure?
Dante Hicks: Yep.
Randal Graves: Then who the **** is Anne Frank?
Dante Hicks: Anne Frank was the little Jewish girl who hid from the Nazis in a little room with her family. She wrote a diary.
Randal Graves: Oh, yeah. Well then, I guess this guy is like Anne Frank, what with the diary and all.
Dante Hicks: [exasperated] No, he's like Helen Keller, with the handicap!
Randal Graves: You alway gotta be right, don't you, you Nazi douchebag?


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