Vianne Rocher What do you see?
Not a damned thing.
Vianne Rocher Come on, it's a game. What do you see?
I see a cranky old woman too tired to play games.
Vianne Rocher Oh. I've got just the thing for you.
Played by Juliette Binoche 
Chocolat (2000) · 21 quotes
Chocolat (2000) · 21 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chocolat (2000): in 8 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Comte de Reynaud (3), Josephine Muscat (2), Armande Voizin (2)
Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?
Scenes with Vianne Rocher
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Grandmère, bonjour.
I, um... would you like a cup of, uh...
No, no thank you. I'm just here to, uh... do a portrait.
Whose?
Vianne Rocher Yours, actually. Is the light OK where she's sitting?
Roux
I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.
Vianne Is that a promise?
Roux
It's a guarantee.
Vianne Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world.
He might as well.
Vianne Is that what you believe?
I know it.
Vianne Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
Vianne You make her sound like a fugitive.
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Vianne Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
Vianne I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday.
Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?
Vianne That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight. [guests sound disappointed] Because it's on Roux's boat.
Vianne And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
Yvette
Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.
Vianne Well, you've obviously never tried these.
