Serge We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Then He must be blind.
Most-quoted character in Chocolat (2000): in 9 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Vianne Rocher (3), Armande Voizin (3), Luc Clairmont (3)
Let me put this in perspective for you. The first Comte de Reynaud expelled all the radical Huguenots in this village. You and your truffles present a far lesser challenge.
Scenes with Comte de Reynaud
8 scenes Serge 
What do you see?
Not a damned thing.
Come on, it's a game. What do you see?
I see a cranky old woman too tired to play games.
Oh. I've got just the thing for you.
Guillaume Blerot Impure thoughts. The woman who runs the chocolaterie...
Vianne Rocher?
Guillaume Blerot She suggested I buy chocolate sea shells for the widow Audel. And, well... I guess that got me to thinking, about the widow Audel.
At her age? At your age?
Guillaume Blerot Yes, and yes.
[at confession]
Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...
Madame Audel ...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so *innocent*. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...
Yvette Marceau ...And it *melts*, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.
Grandmère, bonjour.
I, um... would you like a cup of, uh...
No, no thank you. I'm just here to, uh... do a portrait.
Whose?
Yours, actually. Is the light OK where she's sitting?
Happy birthday, Grandmère.
The invitation said five o'clock.
I should have read it more closely.
If you had you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.
Don't worry so much about supposed to.
Reynaud
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
You make her sound like a fugitive.
Reynaud
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
Reynaud
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
Reynaud
[after Serge admits he started the fire]
People could have died. Do you want their blood on your hands? On my hands?
Serge Should I go to Père Henri and ask for forgiveness?
Reynaud
[calmly]
Listen to me Serge. Listen very carefully. You must leave this village at once and never return.
Serge Why would I leave my home and my café?
Reynaud
[shouting]
Because I'm evicting you, that's why! What you have done puts you beyond anyone's help! Beyond my help, anybody's help! Now get out! Unless you will tell the police what you have done, get out! GET OUT GET OUT!
