Josephine Muscat [after knocking her abusive husband Serge unconscious with a skillet]
Who says I can't use a skillet?
Played by Lena Olin 
Chocolat (2000) · 21 quotes
Chocolat (2000) · 21 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Chocolat (2000): in 5 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Comte de Reynaud (2), Vianne Rocher (2)
You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy.
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Serge
We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine Then He must be blind.
Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world.
Josephine He might as well.
Is that what you believe?
Josephine I know it.
Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
You make her sound like a fugitive.
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Josephine Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
