Jasper
Any girls?
Theo
No.
Jasper
What about the one we had lunch with? Lauren?
Theo
Lorna. That was ages ago.
Jasper
I liked her. What happened?
Theo
She decided to renounce.
Jasper
Renouncers? Are those the ones that kneel down for a month for salvation?
Theo
No. They're the Repenters. The Renouncers flagellate themselves for the forgiveness of humanity.
Jasper
Oh, right. Dating ain't what it used to be, is it, amigo?
