Cellular (2004) quotes, page 2

28 total quotes

Bob Mooney – William H. Macy
Chad – Eric Christian Olsen
Ethan – Jason Statham

Greer
Jessica Martin – Kim Basinger
Ryan – Chris Evans
WLSUU2 Lawyer – Rick Hoffman

View Quote Ryan escaped a car crash.

Jessica: Are you okay?

Ryan: We're okay. We're alive. We're breathing.

View Quote [after he views the tape] I'm a dead man.

View Quote [after shooting the number taker in the store] Now who's gonna give me that goddamn charger?

View Quote [after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass] Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.

View Quote [after stealing the lawyer's car] Oh, I am in deep trouble!

View Quote [As he shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] 27 years. 27 years without this shit!

View Quote [greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.

View Quote [seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Ha ha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] No way! This sucks more!

View Quote [Talking on his cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds. [Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan] Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?

View Quote [Talking to the fake Jessica Martin] We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you? [Chuckles]

View Quote [to shocked bystanders after beating up Dimitri] It's alright I'm a cop! That's a very bad man!

View Quote [trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"

View Quote YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG FAMILY!!!