Yossarian: Those bas**** are trying to kill me.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy.
Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo?
Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian.
Yossarian: And what difference does that make?
Dobbs: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do.
Yossarian: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy.
Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo?
Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian.
Yossarian: And what difference does that make?
Dobbs: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do.
Yossarian: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
Yossarian : Those bas**** are trying to kill me.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder : No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy.
Yossarian : Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo?
Dobbs : They're shooting at everyone Yossarian.
Yossarian : And what difference does that make?
Dobbs : Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do.
Yossarian : Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
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