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Harold: [whispers to George] George, do something!
[As Krupp signs the classroom change paperwork, George jumps on his desk and points the ring at him.]
George: Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp, or we'll hypnotize you!
Krupp: What?!
Harold: What?
George: [to Harold] You said do something!
Krupp: [looks at the ring, confused] What is that?
[A flashback shows the ring being made in Shandong.]
George: Forged from the molten plastic of Shandong, China. In the lowest floor of the darkest basement where only toy prizes are made... exists the most powerful item ever to be found in a box of Frosted Sugar Doodles: [back to the present] the Hypno-Ring.
Krupp: Hypnotize me? With that piece of plastic junk? [laughs]
Harold: [to George] Does that really work?
George: [to Harold] What do you think? I got it out of a cereal box! [to Krupp] I'm warning you! If you don't do what we say, you're gonna get really sleepy!
Krupp: Oh, will I? I'll get sleepy? [laughs] With that thing pointing at me? [stares deeper into the ring] It's now making me sleepy. [yawns, then stares even deeper at the ring] I'm not gonna get sleepy from... Whoa! [A globe of the Earth starts spinning and floating, then Krupp, George, Harold and everything else starts floating as well.] What kind of plastic hokum is this?
Harold: Whoa! What's happening?
George: I don't know! Why are we floating?
[A spiral appears in each of Krupp's eyes, causing everything to stop floating. Krupp bangs his head on his desk and falls back, but George and Harold land in their seats.]
Harold: What was that?
George: I don't know. I honestly didn't think that would happen.
[The duo walks over to the hypnotized Krupp and Harold waves his hand over his face. Nothing happens. He takes the turtle off of Krupp's leg and puts it in his backpack.]
Harold: Gotcha! You're safe now, little turtle.
[The turtle grins gratefully.]
George: [over Krupp] When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
Harold: Wait, how do you know this?
George: I don't know. I just say the first thing that comes to my mind with great authority. [to Krupp] You are now a chicken!
[George snaps his fingers. Then Krupp starts acting like a chicken.]
Harold: It worked! He's a chicken. Let me try, let me try! [to Krupp] Uh… You're a monkey!
[Harold snaps his own fingers. Krupp starts acting like a crazy monkey.]
Harold: Oh, look at him! He's a monkey!
[George and Harold pull up a Captain Underpants comic, and that gives them an idea.]
Both: You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
[George snaps his fingers again. Krupp removes his clothes, takes down one of the curtains from the window, then throws his hair off. George and Harold gape as comic book pages fly by revealing Krupp, now Captain Underpants.]
Captain Underpants: Tra-la-laaaaa!
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