Caddyshack quotes

107 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb

View Quote Dr. Beeper: Webb, I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the Club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

View Quote Ooh, my arm! It's broken!

View Quote I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

View Quote Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

View Quote Carl: Make yourself comfortable.
Ty: No, I don't want to stick to anything.

View Quote [aiming with a rifle] FREEZE, GOPHER!!!

View Quote Doodie!

View Quote Lacey: You're crazy!
Ty: That's what they said about Son of Sam.

View Quote Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

View Quote [After the gopher took his ball] That kangaroo stole my ball!

View Quote Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?

View Quote Hey loosen up will ya? You're a lotta woman, you know that? Hey you want to make 14 dollars the hard way?

View Quote Danny: Guess I'm a little overdressed, huh?
Lacey: Depends on what's underneath.

View Quote He tried to choke me! You saw it. He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.

View Quote Thank you very little.