Ray Peterson
I'm only trying to take a nap! I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
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Art Weingartner
I'm telling you these people are Satanists, As I sit here, they are Satanists, Look, look, the world is full of these kind of things - black masses, mutilations, Mutilations! The incubus, the succubus - I'm tellin' you, Walter was a human sacrifice.
Ray Peterson
I-I've never seen that before. I've never seen anybody drive their trash to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick... I've never seen that before.
Mark Rumsfield
In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma.
Ray Peterson
Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.
Art Weingartner
Now they know that we know that they know that we know.
Ricky Butler
Oh no! You guys can't leave. This is the best part. I called the pizza dude!!!
Ray Peterson
Shut up. SHUT UP, ART, SHUT UP! God, you don't know when to quit, do you?! Look at me! I'm a shell of a man because of you, Art! YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE! GET OFF THEIR CASE ALREADY! They didn't do anything to us! They didn't do anything to us! All right, so they're different, so they keep to themselves! Can you blame them?! They live next door to people who break into their house and burn it down while they're gone for the day! Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art? People like Skip? People who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP?! WELL, THAT'S US! IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US! WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows! We're the ones who are throwing garbage in the street, and lighting fires! WE'RE the ones who are acting suspicious and paranoid, Art! WE'RE THE LUNATICS! US! IT'S NOT THEM! It's us.
Mark Rumsfield
Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there.
Ricky Butler
That was very cool dude.
Mark Rumsfield
There go the Goddamn brownies.
Ricky Butler
This is my neighborhood!
Mark Rumsfield
Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.
Mark Rumsfield
What have you got in the cellar, HERR Klopek?
Mark Rumsfield
You got a lawsuit on your hands mister!