Mark Rumsfield
About a 9 on the tension scale, Rube.
Played by Bruce Dern 
The 'Burbs (1989) · 30 quotes
The 'Burbs (1989) · 30 quotes
Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.
More lines from Mark Rumsfield
10 quotes Mark Rumsfield
Mark Rumsfield
In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma.
Mark Rumsfield
A Soldiers way saves the day
Mark Rumsfield
Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there.
Mark Rumsfield
There go the Goddamn brownies.
Mark Rumsfield
Here you go, sonny - a little something for the old sweet tooth.
Mark Rumsfield
What have you got in the cellar, HERR Klopek?
Mark Rumsfield
Gentleman, we are on alert!
Mark Rumsfield
You got a lawsuit on your hands mister!
Mark Rumsfield
Hey! Pinocchio! Where are you going? Don't you make a move, sonny! I was eighteen months in the bush, and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat.
Scenes with Mark Rumsfield
2 scenes Mark
Klopek, what is that Slavic?
Reuben
NO!!!
Mark
'Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.
Mark
Art!
Bonnie
Your wife's home!
Mark
And your house is on fire!
Art
[horrified]
MY WIFE IS HOME?!
