Art Weingartner quotes from The 'Burbs (1989)

Art Weingartner

Now they know that we know that they know that we know.

Art Weingartner

I can see the news report now. "They were a quiet family, kept pretty much to themselves, No one would have ever suspected them of foul play."

Art Weingartner

I'm telling you these people are Satanists, As I sit here, they are Satanists, Look, look, the world is full of these kind of things - black masses, mutilations, Mutilations! The incubus, the succubus - I'm tellin' you, Walter was a human sacrifice.

Art Weingartner

I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do NOT mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.

Art Weingartner

They may think they're off the hook, but they're not. No, no, they're not. Are they, Ray? No, go ahead, tell 'em. Tell 'em. We got the goods on 'em, don't we? Oh yeah, y'know? You know, someday they're gonna dig up the back of that yard and they're gonna find the rest of the skeleton to go with that femur. Oh, it might not be Walter, but it's gonna be some poor tortured bast-- [is cut off as Ray starts ranting at him]

Ray

I'm not going to listen to this, I'm not going to hear this now.

Art

Ray! Ray! You're chanting! [points to book] Ray, unconscious chanting! You're chanting!

Art

I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal. Ray, Ray, you're chanting! Hey, once they get in here... [points to Ray's head] ...it's over, pal.

Mark

Art!

Your wife's home!

Mark

And your house is on fire!

Art

MY WIFE IS HOME?!