A scene from Bruce Almighty 2003
Lead Thug

I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?

Bruce

What a coincidence, because that's... today.

Thug #1

[A monkey comes out of lead Thug's butt]

Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?

Thug #2

This is some voodoo shit, man! Vamanos!

Bruce

Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes hornets at them]

Bruce

Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.

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